NASFAQ's 2024:
A New Era of Smooth Brains
In a year of significant retardation, we integrated new memes, embraced diamond hands, and delivered massive losses in innovative ways.
America
| Symbol | Last | Change |
|---|---|---|
MOONTo The Moon ETF | 42,069.69 | -420.69(-4.20%) |
APEApe Index | 1,337.00 | +69.42(+6.9%) |
GUHMargin Call 500 | 8,008.50 | -133.7(-1.337%) |
Europe
| Symbol | Last | Change |
|---|---|---|
PAMPEuroPamp 40 | 2,513.08 | +38.78(+1.57%) |
DUMPEuroDump 50 | 2,490.19 | -20.32(-0.82%) |
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GME2
$420.69+69.42%
DOGE
$1.337-4.20%
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$8008.5+42.0%
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GUH
$0.01-99.99%
ROPE
$4.20-42.69%
MARGIN
$0.00-100%
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